A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis."
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A doctor to a middle aged person while holding his nose:
"Yes, that's very loud Mr. Jones, but I said I wanted to hear your HEART
This blog is intended to keep former classmates from Hanna High School (classes of 65 - 69) informed of an upcoming Reunion.
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Your chuckle for the day.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."
The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Slow Pitch
The slow pitch game will be held at 7:00 p.m. on Friday, July 1st at the Museum diamond. Don't forget to e-mail Ian to sign up. ian.foster@scotiabank.com Everyone welcome. This is more about getting out and enjoying the weather than athletics. Be there or be square.
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Sunday, May 1, 2011
slow pitch
If you tried to sign up for slowpitch and the e-mail address didn't work I apologize. The address has been corrected so "play ball".
This will take you back
Love this music. Click on the link for the year you graduated and hear the hits.
1965 http://upchucky.com/music-jukes/1965/player.html
1966 http://upchucky.com/music-jukes/1966/player.html
1967 http://upchucky.com/music-jukes/1967/player.html
1968 http://upchucky.com/music-jukes/1968/player.html
1969 http://upchucky.com/music-jukes/1969/player.html
Thanks to Joan Alspach for sending this in.
1965 http://upchucky.com/music-jukes/1965/player.html
1966 http://upchucky.com/music-jukes/1966/player.html
1967 http://upchucky.com/music-jukes/1967/player.html
1968 http://upchucky.com/music-jukes/1968/player.html
1969 http://upchucky.com/music-jukes/1969/player.html
Thanks to Joan Alspach for sending this in.
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